Just a girl who walks dogs and hangs out in cemeteries. Stay feral, y'all.
At 7:12 on a perfectly peaceful Saturday morning, Susan looked out her front window and saw a traffic cone sitting at the end of her driveway. This was unusual because Susan did not own a traffic cone. She stared at it for several seconds, waiting for an explanation to present itself. None did. Naturally, Susan... Continue Reading →
For three days in April 2026, something unusual was reportedly happening in the quiet farmland of southwestern Ontario. The reports came from Chatham-Kent, an area better known for sprawling agricultural fields, small woodlots and communities along the Thames River than for vast stretches of wilderness. It was hardly the setting most people would imagine for... Continue Reading →
It started because Linda’s Wi-Fi went down. A normal person might have restarted the router, however Linda was not a normal person. At 7:43 on Saturday morning, she marched into the kitchen holding her phone above her head like she was trying to communicate with a satellite. “The government has finally done it,” she announced.... Continue Reading →
The waters southwest of Ireland were dangerous in the summer of 1915. Europe was consumed by the First World War, German submarines were hunting Allied shipping in the Atlantic, and sailors aboard merchant vessels knew that an unseen U-boat could be lurking beneath the waves at almost any moment. On July 30, 1915, one of... Continue Reading →
Sunday morning, Melissa woke up with a plan. This was her first mistake. She was going to clean the house, do the laundry, organize the kitchen, water the plants and maybe even relax afterward. Adorable. She started by putting a load of laundry in the washing machine. While that was running, she decided to empty... Continue Reading →
Saturday morning was already hot when Jenna dragged the lawn mower out of the garage. Her grass had reached the point where it was less “lawn” and more “small wildlife habitat,” so she reluctantly accepted that yardwork could no longer be avoided. Halfway through mowing, she glanced at the house next door. Mr. Peterson’s lawn... Continue Reading →
The story of Dragon Man begins more than ninety years ago, with an extraordinary discovery that almost disappeared forever. In 1933, in the city of Harbin in northeastern China, a Chinese labourer reportedly discovered an unusually large and remarkably well-preserved human skull. At the time, the region was under Japanese occupation, and according to the... Continue Reading →
Far off the northeastern coast of Papua New Guinea lies New Ireland, a long, narrow island surrounded by warm tropical waters. For generations, people living along parts of its coastline told stories about a strange creature that moved through the shallows. It breathed air, surfaced only briefly, and disappeared beneath the water almost as quickly... Continue Reading →
Every Wednesday afternoon, Walter made the same familiar walk to the little bakery at the end of his street. It had become something of a weekly tradition. He would push open the door, exchange a few friendly words with the cashier, and leave with exactly the same order every time: one loaf of bread and... Continue Reading →
I went to the grocery store for three things. Bread, bananas, and toothpaste. Three things. This should have taken approximately seven minutes, assuming I walked at a reasonable pace and successfully avoided making eye contact with anyone I knew. Forty-five minutes later, I was standing at the self-checkout with seventeen items. I don't know what... Continue Reading →
The Cool Beans 